“mother says that two souls are sometimes created together and--and in love before they're born.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
Source: The Hunger Games
“mother says that two souls are sometimes created together and--and in love before they're born.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
“I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.”
Katie MacAlister (1964) Author
Source: Blow Me Down
“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Actually originated with Henny Youngman.. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. <br class="br">Source: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
“I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother”
Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian
101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman (1976). Brochure.. <br class="br">Source: Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf
Isidor Isaac Rabi (1898–1988) American physicist
As quoted in "Great Minds Start With Questions" in Parents Magazine (September 1993).
John Diamond (doctor) (1934) Australian doctor
Source: Facets of a Diamond: Reflections of a Healer (2002), p. 269
“My mother says looking is the nature of wisdom.”
Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth
Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
1850s, Autobiographical Sketch Written for Jesse W. Fell (1859), p.32
“My mother believed in all superstitions, plus she made some up.”
Donald E. Westlake (1933–2008) American novelist