“They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill.

Seriously. Stay away from kittens.”

“Help? Of course we can help,' Malcolm said, turning around to face them. 'You need to get a message through? There's always carrier kittens.'
'You mean pigeons,' said Bat. 'Carrier pigeons.'
Malcolm shook his head. 'Carrier kittens. They're so cute, no one can deny them. Fix your mouse problem, too.”

“Sometimes Margaret tells herself that there's a moral difference between killing kittens for no reason and what she does.”

“True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.”

“You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes.”

“You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!”

“Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn)
I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)”

“I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great.”

“One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.”

“This Kitten Has Claws”