“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. ”

“I'm fine thanks for the support, but I had a little accident on the set. I will return to work as soon as possible. Having a strong skull gives results when an iron bar fell on her face. She hit me in several places and also I broke my nose in two points. I got a nose for it, but I'm glad to be alive. it's okay. the doctor told me I have an unusual fiber in a little thicker muscle that was what saved me.”

“I started crying again, my voice ragged. He told me to calm down. He told me it was going to be all right. And then, he told he'd be there soon.”

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”

“In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”

“I feel good, like it's party time, don't you know
And it blew my mind when she smiled and said hello
But it broke my heart when she told me it's time to go”