“You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.”

“Violence has to become a part of your thinking. It makes you cautious, suspicious as hell, and lengthens your life expectancy.”

“But you see, the measure of hell you're able to endure is the measure of your love.”

“Yahoo called me eight weeks ago. They wanted to put a book of mine on Yahoo! You know what I told them? "To hell with you. To hell with you and to hell with the Internet."”

“Sometimes I think I'd rather be frightened than bored. At least when you're frightened you know you're alive.”

“Maybe that's what Hell is. You go mad. And all your demons come and get you just as fast as you can think them up.”

“O God! If I worship You for fear of Hell, burn me in Hell
and if I worship You in hope of Paradise, exclude me from Paradise.
But if I worship You for Your Own sake,
grudge me not Your everlasting Beauty.”

“"You think you're so smart" is never a compliment; the only thing worse than being smart is thinking that you are.”

“So when a dragon is directly over you, well, even if you're me and you're kind of used to it, your medulla oblongata is still telling you 'the sky is falling, you're about to die, run like hell.”

“It's frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself… It seems unfair. You can't assume the responsibility for everything you do — or don't do.”