“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
Variant: When I die I hope to go to heaven--whatever that is--and I want to be able to afford the price of admission.
Source: Atlas Shrugged
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
Bruce Springsteen (1949) American singer and songwriter
"Youngstown"
Song lyrics, The Ghost of Tom Joad (1995)
Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, known for his works of science fiction …
As quoted in Philosophy on the Go (2007) by Joey Green, p. 222
General sources
“I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone.”
Antonio Porchia (1885–1968) Italian Argentinian poet
Iría al paraíso, pero con mi infierno; solo, no.
Voces (1943)
“I’ll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
To die upon the hand I love so well.”
William Shakespeare A Midsummer Night's Dream
Source: A Midsummer Night's Dream
“If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, "Kurt is up in heaven now."”
Kurt Vonnegut book A Man Without a Country
That's my favorite joke.
A Man Without a Country (2005)
“I was with my king
In the heavens
When Lucifer fell
Into the deepest hell.”
Taliesin (534–599) Welsh bard
The Tale of Taleisin
Context: I was with my king
In the heavens
When Lucifer fell
Into the deepest hell.
I carried the banner
Before Alexander.
I know the names of the stars
From the North to the South.
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Mike Huckabee (1955) Arkansas politician
speaking to an NRA group
[Huckabee, Fluent in the NRA’s Language, Jim, Geraghty, 2007-09-21, National Review, http://www.nationalreview.com/campaign-spot/11849/huckabee-fluent-nras-language, 2011-03-01]