“If at first you don't succeed, kill your opponent.”

“If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.”

Banksy pseudonymous England-based graffiti artist, political activist, and painter

“If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”

Lisi Harrison (1970) Canadian writer

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author

“If at first you don't succeed… So much for skydiving.”

Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian

“If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.”

Bill Cosby (1937) American actor, comedian, author, producer, musician, activist

“Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.”

Patricia Briggs (1965) American writer

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author

“If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.”

Kin Hubbard (1868–1930) cartoonist

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”

Quentin Crisp (1908–1999) writer, Actor