“It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is "soporific." I have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then I am not a rabbit.”

“A naked lunch is natural to us
We eat reality sandwiches.
But allegories are so much lettuce.
Don't hide the madness.”

“(Streetwalker to friend) First he wants me to put on bunny ears and patent leather shoes, then he wants me to eat a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I go, "Mister, you are so sick. I don't do nitrites.”

“Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady?”

“Dogs hate lettuce.”

“I don't want you to get the wrong idea. Not all liberals smoke lettuce!”

“I am too nervous to eat pie.”

“I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I am effectively eating.”

“Since I started to eat better I’ve never felt so good.”

“Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks.”