“I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.”
Source: Books, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
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“I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet”
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