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„Rzeczywiście niektórzy z biegiem czasu obojętnieją, ponieważ ciągle zajmują się zabawnymi sytuacjami. Potrzebują większej dawki.”

Tina Fey

Źródło: film.onet.pl http://film.onet.pl/0,0,1608778,2,596,artykul.html

„Można się wciąż doskonalić. Doświadczenie ze studentami mówi mi, że są ludzie, którzy są zabawni, i są tacy, którzy… hmmm… są z pewnością uzdolnieni w innych dziedzinach.”

Tina Fey

Źródło: film.onet.pl http://film.onet.pl/0,0,1608778,1,596,artykul.html

„Nakręcenie filmu jest dla porównania przyjemnym zajęciem. Każdego dnia muszę wymyślać nowe historie i nowe dowcipy. Na papierze! To najgorsza rzecz pod słońcem.”

Tina Fey

Źródło: film.onet.pl http://film.onet.pl/0,0,1608778,1,596,artykul.html

Tina Fey: Cytaty po angielsku

“Former pop singer Tiffany posed as the centerspread model for this month's issue of Playboy magazine. Tiffany, a devout Baptist, sat down with her young daughter and showed her a Cosmopolitan magazine saying "See honey? Mommy isn't nearly as classy as these ladies."”

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Tina Fey

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“NBC announced this week that they will be producing a 3 hour TV movie based on the life of Rudolph Giuliani. To keep the movie real to life, the Giuliani character is really unlikeable until the last 15 minutes, when everyone loves him.”

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Tina Fey

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01supdate.phtml

“(Typical signoff) Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.”

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“In Washington last week, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of 200 high school students. There were no survivors.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00qupdate.phtml

“Hoping to court ex-New Yorkers living in Florida, the Bush campaign is running radio ads there, featuring former New York mayors Rudy Giuliani and Ed Koch. The ads begin, "Hiiii. We're the reason you LEFT."”

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Tina Fey

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“Sponge Bob Square Pants will begin airing in China in December so millions of factory workers can finally know what the hell they’re making. But Chinese censors have ordered the name of the show be changed to "CleaningpadCharlie RectangleShorts"”

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“Gale Norton, President Bush's controversial nominee for Secretary of the Interior, told a Senate committee this week, "I intend to make the conservation of America's national treasures my highest priority." At the top of her list is the American Bald Oil Magnate.”

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Tina Fey

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“"So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor?" I'm gonna say "greatest actor"; Greatest… living… American… actor… in… the Baldwin family… by a mile.”

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"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

“Ashlee Simpson did a special performance at Mall of America this week. Reports from those present say that the venue was completely packed; I mean seriously, people were like sardines, wall to wall, there had to be like ten of them…all pushed up against the giant stage they constructed…in the janitor's closet. Because she sucks.”

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“In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."”

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Tina Fey

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03dupdate.phtml

“It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.”

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“This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in 10,000 pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over 14,000 dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04fupdate.phtml

“In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01dupdate.phtml

“Despite the fact that Martha Stewart has disgraced herself too much to hold an official position at Omnimedia, the company may still use her name and images to sell their products. You know, sort of like Clinton and the Democrats.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03oupdate.phtml

“Polaroid is warning customers not to listen to the part of the Outkast song Hey Ya! that tells people to "shake it like a Polaroid picture", because that could actually ruin the pictures. In a related story, Bacardi is warning shorties to be responsible and not “sip Bacardi like it’s Dey birfday."”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03mupdate.phtml

“If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?”

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[referring to the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston break-up][citation needed]

“It was announced that Ricky Martin will perform at the Lincoln Memorial as part of President Bush's inauguration. Apparently, Mr. Bush's first step in restoring the dignity of the presidency is having a soap star sing "She Bangs" at the foot of the Great Emancipator.”

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“"Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards?" Um, I don't know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a thousand fake posts a week, mostly, uh, saying that I'm really good and that no else is as good as me. So, I hope they listen to that because I'm trying to get a raise.”

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"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.”

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Tina Fey

On Comedy
Źródło: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/11/03/anchor-woman

“New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is once again expressing outrage at an art exhibit, this time at a painting in which Jesus is depicted as a naked woman. Said the mayor, "This trash is not the sort of thing that I want to look at when I go to the museum with my mistress."”

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“Maxim magazine recently released its annual hot 100 list, with Eva Longoria at #1, followed by Jennifer Garner and Lindsay Lohan. While I, once again, was ranked between Bonnie Hunt and Joy Behar.”

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“A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.”

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“According to reports, Britney Spears has told family and close friends that she and her new husband Kevin Federline are expecting their first child. So far, no word on whether it will be a pimp or a ho.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04aupdate.phtml

“At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.”

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“Question number one is from someone who calls himself "The Controvert." He says, "Hi, Tina, I love you in the show. In my humble opinion, when a show pushes the boundaries, you end up with a lot of passionate people on both sides. What do you think of the criticism the show gets?" I think that people who say they love the show and they think it's great and they write good reviews of it, are-are correct and that people who don't like the show for any reason are probably-they're just confusing it with Studio 60.”

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"Ask Tina" segment from NBC's 30 Rock website

“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies…I'm not really a lawyer.”

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“Bill O'Reilly settled his sexual harassment suit out-of-court this week. This is what he had to say about it on Thursday's O'Reilly Factor:
This brutal ordeal is now officially over and I will never speak of it again.
But I will! 'Cause I like the part about you wanting to rub falafel on that lady's boobs and the part about how you love vibrators, and the part about how you believed it when a prostitute told you you had a big penis? I love all those parts and I'm gonna keep talkin' about them. A lot.”

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SNL, 2004-10-30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVxjiIntM0

“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good.”

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From Bossypants, Little Brown, 2011

“MTV announced this week that the next season of The Real World will be shot in Detroit, as will several cast members.”

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05dupdate.phtml

“Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman say their split is amicable, and they want everyone to know that after the divorce is final, their two adopted children will be returned to the prop department at Universal Studios.”

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