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Janet Evanovich z domu Schneider, ps. Steffie Hall – amerykańska pisarka, autorka popularnej serii powieści kryminalno-sensacyjnych o łowczyni nagród Stephanie Plum. Wikipedia  

✵ 22. Kwiecień 1943  •  Natępne imiona Τζάνετ Εβάνοβιτς
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Janet Evanovich: 136 cytatów1 Polubienie

Janet Evanovich słynne cytaty

„(…)jestem półprzytomnym nieszczęściem, potykającym się o własne nogi.”

Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Eleven on Top

„Życie nie jest fair. W życiu nic nie jest fair. Od urodzenia harowałem i gówno. A teraz jestem stary i co się dzieje? Aresztują mnie, jak się odlewam. To cholernie krępujące”

Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Seven Up
Źródło: rozdział 1

„Bywają chwile, kiedy życie wydaje się naprawdę kurewsko przytłaczające.”

Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Seven Up
Źródło: rozdział 12

Janet Evanovich: Cytaty po angielsku

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”

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Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Źródło: Seven Up

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

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“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”

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Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Źródło: Three to Get Deadly

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Plum Spooky

Źródło: Plum Spooky

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Wariant: It's fucking hard to be classy
Źródło: One for the Money

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

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Janet Evanovich

“Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.”

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Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Źródło: Hard Eight

“I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex… a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Źródło: Eleven on Top

“I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.”

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Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Źródło: Twelve Sharp

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”

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Janet Evanovich High Five

Źródło: High Five

“Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum”

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Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Źródło: Seven Up

“Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record.”

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Janet Evanovich Four to Score

Źródło: Four to Score

“I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum”

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Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Źródło: Two for the Dough

“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”

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Janet Evanovich Four to Score

Źródło: Four to Score

“There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.”

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“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”

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Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Źródło: Hard Eight

“You're a lunatic. You ran me over with a goddamn Buick.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“Happens to me all the time… People are always underestimating my dumbness.”

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Źródło: Motor Mouth

“I'm sorry about your Porsche."

"I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful."

I was just sitting in your car!"

Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Źródło: Eleven on Top

“Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.”

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Janet Evanovich High Five

Źródło: High Five

“Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap
cheat sheet.”

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Janet Evanovich książka To the Nines

Źródło: To the Nines