Groucho Marx, właśc. Julius Henry Marx – amerykański aktor komediowy. Jeden z braci Marx.
„Dam rolę tej z was, która przejdzie przede mną tak, że dym mi pójdzie z uszu.”
przed castingiem do filmu Love Happy z 1949.
Źródło: Anna Jasińska, Nieznana Marilyn, „Twój Styl” nr 8 (265), sierpień 2012, s. 107.
„To nie jest sposób na życie!”
ostatnie słowa
Źródło: Ostatnie słowa przed śmiercią, itvl.pl, 16 kwietnia 2013 http://www.itvl.pl/news/ostatnie-slowa-przed-smiercia
„Czas leci jak strzała, owoc leci jak banan.”
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. (ang.)
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. (ang.)
„Za każdym facetem, który osiągnął sukces, stoi kobieta, a za nią jego żona.”
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. (ang.)
„Takie mam zasady. Jeśli ci się nie podobają, mam też inne.”
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others. (ang.)
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. (ang.)
Źródło: The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
As quoted in Halliwell’s Filmgoer’s Companion (1984) by Leslie Halliwell
Wariant: I find TV very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
Quote by Leo Rosten in The Many Worlds of Leo Rosten http://books.google.com/books?id=8FkwAAAAIAAJ&q=%22i+never+forget+a+face+but+in+your+case+i'll+be+glad+to+make+an+exception%22&pg=PA17#v=onepage (1964)
Apparently attributed to Marx in Bennett Cerf's Try and Stop Me, first published in 1944. A citation of this can been seen in the Kentucky New Era on November 9, 1964 http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=X-orAAAAIBAJ&sjid=ZWcFAAAAIBAJ&pg=4581,3323702&dq=art-of-looking-for-trouble&hl=en. Also attributed to Marx by Rand Paul in "The Long Stand," ch. 1 of Taking a Stand: Moving Beyond Partisan Politics to Unite America (New York, N. Y.: Center Street, 26 May 2015), p. 5.
The original quotation belongs to Sir Ernest Benn (Henry Powell Spring, What is Truth?, Orange Press, 1944, p. 31 https://books.google.com/books?id=snxbAAAAMAAJ&q=Ernest+benn+%22Politics+is+the+art+of%22&dq=Ernest+benn+%22Politics+is+the+art+of%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCMQ6AEwAjgUahUKEwiK3Zm-qojIAhWGVZIKHdFYBqY); a first known citation reportedly appears in the Springfield (MA) Republican on July 27, 1930.
Misattributed
Wariant: Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Źródło: Gyles Brandreth, Word Play: A cornucopia of puns, anagrams and other contortions and curiosities of the English language, Coronet, 2015.
To S J Perelman about his book Dawn Ginsbergh’s Revenge (1929), as quoted in LIFE (9 February 1962)
“Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”
As quoted in The Groucho Letters (1967) by Arthur Sheekman. The sentiment predates Marx by 61 years, however; it likely originated with John Galsworthy in The Forsyte Saga. In Part I, Chapter II, "Old Jolyon Goes to the Opera" http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/2559, it's said of Old Jolyon that, "He naturally despised the Club that did take him." after another refused him because he was in a trade.
Wariant: I sent the club a wire stating: «Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member».
Źródło: Groucho and Me
“I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.”
When asked for a photograph for identification
The Groucho Phile (1976)
