Woody Allen híres idézetei
Woody Allen Idézetek az emberekről
Woody Allen Idézetek a szexről
Woody Allen idézetek
Változat: Ha kiderülne, hogy van Isten, nem hinném, hogy gonosz. De a legrosszabb, amit mondhatsz róla, hogy ügyefogyott.
Woody Allen: Idézetek angolul
The joke about immortality also appears in On Being Funny (1975)
In an interview in Rolling Stone magazine from April 9, 1987, Allen said "Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of people, and I said I would prefer to live on in my apartment."
Forrás: The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader (1993)

“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.”
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask) (1972)
Also found http://books.google.com/books?id=kd41AQAAIAAJ&q=%22love+is+the+answer%22#search_anchor in "Quotations According to Woody Allen" http://books.google.com/books?id=kd41AQAAIAAJ&q=%22quotations+according%22#search_anchor from the New York Times, 1 December 1975.
“I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
Változat: If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.