“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

“If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.”

“Man makes plans… and God laughs.”

“People plan, God laughs.”

“The composer makes plans, music laughs.”

“It's like you have a plan and someone comes along and makes you want to change it all, but you still like your first plan, no matter how fantastic the second one makes you feel.”

“Do not make an enemy of anyone until you know what there is between him and God! If he is good, God will not leave him to you and if he is bad, then your knowing of his badness will make you safe from him and so you do not need to make him your enemy.”

“I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.”

“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.”