“You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.”

“Potential has a shelf life.”

“Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.”

“The shelf-life of a heroine is very limited. But I feel that a true artiste should never retire. Even now, I can't say no to a role that excites me. But I don't see films as my career any longer. I do it for the fun and satisfaction.”

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

“I cannot live with you,
It would be life,
And life is over there
Behind the shelf”

“Sorry, I can't hear you over all the fun you weren't having while I was at E3 having fun.”

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“If you want to know who the oppressed minorities in America are, simply look at who gets their own shelf in the bookstore. A black shelf, a women's shelf, and a gay shelf.”

“You can't live your life to suit other people. The harder you try, the more restrictions they'll put on you just for the fun of seeing you jump through their hoops.”