“Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
John Waters (1946) American filmmaker, actor, comedian and writer
Source: Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters
“Reading is important - read between the lines. Don't swallow everything.”
Gwendolyn Brooks (1917–2000) American writer
“If you use a trick in logic, whom can you be tricking other than yourself?”
Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889–1951) Austrian-British philosopher
Source: Culture and Value (1980), p. 24e
“You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.”
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
Source: Attributed to Parker after her death, by Robert E. Drennan The Algonquin Wits (1968), p. 124. However the same quip appears anonymously fifteen years earlier, in the trade journal Sales Management (Chicago: Dartnell Corp., 1918-75), vol. 70 (Survey of Buying Power, 1953), p. 80: "Marxism never changes. You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks."
“Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.”
Maurice Sendak (1928–2012) American illustrator and writer of children's books
Source: Chicken Soup With Rice: A Book of Months