“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian
Source: 1Q84
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian
Patrick Stump (1984) American musician
When asked "how do you respond to people who say they wish Fall Out Boy would just write another Take This To Your Grave?"
AbsolutePunk.net, Patrick Stump, Part 1 - 10.06.08
“Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.”
Simon R. Green (1955) British writer
Source: Drinking Midnight Wine
Sidney Sheldon (1917–2007) American writer
Variant: Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.