“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host
Lesley Bricusse (1931) English composer, lyricist and playwright
Song The Candy Man
“Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.”
Ogden Nash (1902–1971) American poet
Source: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" in Hard Lines (1931); this statement is often misattributed to Dorothy Parker.
“There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Betty MacDonald (1908–1958) writer
Source: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic
“She tastes the candy, sugerless, cancerous”
Daniel Johns (1979) Australian musician
Paint Pastel Princess
Song lyrics, Neon Ballroom (1999)
“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”
Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym
Source: White Witch, Black Curse
“Truth-tellers are not always palatable.
There is a preference for candy bars.”
Gwendolyn Brooks (1917–2000) American writer
Gottschalk and the Grande Tarantelle (1988)
“Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art”
Virginia Woolf (1882–1941) English writer
Source: The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Volume Four: 1931-1935