My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
“Candy
Is Dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.”
Source: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" in Hard Lines (1931); this statement is often misattributed to Dorothy Parker.
“There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Source: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic
“She tastes the candy, sugerless, cancerous”
Paint Pastel Princess
Song lyrics, Neon Ballroom (1999)
“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”
Source: White Witch, Black Curse
“Truth-tellers are not always palatable.
There is a preference for candy bars.”
Gottschalk and the Grande Tarantelle (1988)
“Really I don't like human nature unless all candied over with art”
Source: The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Volume Four: 1931-1935
