“Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.”

“Relationship Principle 3
He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.”

“If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay or married.”

“(Woman in office) Help, I am a rich woman being kept prisoner in a working woman's body.”

“It's easy to confuse a woman for a philosophy”

“The reclusive man who marries the gregarious woman, the timid woman who marries the courageous man, the idealist who marries the realist — we can all see these unions: the marriages in which tenderness meets loyalty, where generosity sweetens moroseness, where a sense of beauty eases some aridity of the spirit, are not so easy for outsiders to recognize; the parties themselves may not be fully aware of such elements in a good match.”

“She was not a Respectable Married Woman but fully a human being.”

“No woman marries for money: they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him.”

“There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.”

“A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.”