“A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down.”

“The man or woman who doesn't forgive has forgotten the price that Christ paid for them on the Cross.”

“He who has found a good wife has found great happiness, but a quarrelsome woman is like a roof that lets in the rain.”

“What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms.”

“A man who disrespects a woman doesn't deserve one.”

“Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it.”

“After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.”

“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”

“How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!”

“Evil indeed is the man who has not one woman to mourn him.”