“You can't be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that.”

On his deathbed.
Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.
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American writer 1876–1933

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