“The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.”
John Shelby Spong (1931) American bishop
Source: Eternal Life: A New Vision: Beyond Religion, Beyond Theism, Beyond Heaven and Hell
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“The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.”
John Shelby Spong (1931) American bishop
Source: Eternal Life: A New Vision: Beyond Religion, Beyond Theism, Beyond Heaven and Hell
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
John Maynard Keynes (1883–1946) British economist
Attributed by [Will, Hutton, http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/nov/02/economics-economy-john-keynes, Will the real Keynes stand up, not this sad caricature?, Guardian, November 2, 2008, 2009-02-05] <br class="br">Actual quote: "the Stock Exchange revalues many investments every day and the revaluations give a frequent opportunity to the individual (though not to the community as a whole) to revise his commitments. It is as though a farmer, having tapped his barometer after breakfast, could decide to remove his capital from the farming business between 10 and 11 in the morning and reconsider whether he should return to it later in the week." <br class="br"> The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money (1935), Ch. 12 http://www.marxists.org/reference/subject/economics/keynes/general-theory/ch12.htm <br class="br">Attributed
Sam Van Rooy (1985)
Vlaams Belang MP shocks and angers with “swimming pool tweet” https://www.brusselstimes.com/brussels-2/60104/vlaams-belang-mp-shocks-and-angers-with-swimming-pool-tweet/. referring to a press article according to which a swimming pool in Utrecht, introduced different schedules for youngsters and families, fearing the former would upset the latter.
Roald Dahl book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1964), Ch. 15, "The Chocolate Room"
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
Quoted, This Side of Paradise (1920)
Nicole Hollander (1939) Cartoonist
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 124