“Seriously if I had a gun I would have shot the plane down.”
Phil Brown (footballer) (1959) English association football player and manager
MY-2011, Lancashire Evening Post
Did he not like Blackpool's stunt
“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.”
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man (1994), p. 80
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