“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
Richard Jeni (1957–2007) American comedian
There is no known basis to attribute this saying to Napoleon. It is found (unattributed) in a Usenet post from July 1999 https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=soc.penpals/QIUrpkacWyE/FbCj7pij5WwJ. <br class="br">Misattributed
“You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.”
Richard Jeni (1957–2007) American comedian
Richard Jeni (1957–2007) American comedian
CC Presents: Richard Jeni, aired 5 May 2002 http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/6kmgg7/comedy-central-presents-brought-up-catholic. <br class="br">Comedy Central Presents (2002)
“All religious wars are about people arguing over who has the biggest invisible friend.”
Yasser Arafat (1929–2004) former Palestinian President, and Nobel Peace Prize recipient
Many unsourced variations are attributed to Arafat.[citation needed] The actual origin is Richard Jeni.
Misattributed
Source: http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/QuotesReligion.html
John Brunner book The Stone That Never Came Down
Source: The Stone That Never Came Down (1973), Chapter 23 (p. 180)
Paul Valéry (1871–1945) French poet, essayist, and philosopher
La guerre, c'est un massacre de gens qui ne se connaissent pas, au profit de gens qui se connaissent, mais ne se massacrent pas.
Bizarre, issues 24-31 (1962), p. 102
This apocryphal quote from Paul Valéry is never precisely sourced: neither on the internet nor in the works we have consulted. See: https://www.guichetdusavoir.org/question/voir/52650
Dorothy L. Sayers (1893–1957) English crime writer, playwright, essayist and Christian writer
Source: The Letters of Dorothy L. Sayers. Vol. 1, 1899-1936: The Making of a Detective Novelist
“In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.”
Stanisław Jerzy Lec book Unkempt Thoughts
Unkempt Thoughts (1957), p. 21, http://books.google.com/books?id=NTtiAAAAMAAJ&q;=%22In+a+war+of+ideas+it+is+people+who+get+killed%22&pg;=PA21#v=onepage
“In the end, it is ideas for which people kill each other.”
Simon Blackburn (1944) British academic philosopher
Introduction, p. 11
Think (1999)