“I must say that "Give Peace a Chance" has always seemed to me to be sensible advice.”

“People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives advice. Mr T helps people. I motivate them, I inspire them, I give them hope, and I plant the seed so they can feel good about themselves.”

“Rose doesn’t like the flat country, but I always did – flat country seems to give the sky such a chance.”

“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude."”

“I cannot properly give advice to anybody. It is very often supposed Judges can give advice, and I therefore take this public opportunity of saying that a Judge cannot do it.”

“We always assume that living, breathing, sensible creatures want peace.”

“The photographer in my head says:
Give me peace.
Flash.
Give me release.
Flash.”

“"So you're supposed to give us some advice", I say to Haymitch.
"Here's some advice. Stay Alive," says Haymitch and bursts out laughing.”