“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many."
" I never thought about it quite that way."
Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.”

“You can be too rich and too thin, but you can never be too well read or too curious about the world.”

Tim Gunn (1953) American actor and fashion consultant

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition”

Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936) English short-story writer, poet, and novelist

“Don Conroy died with exemplary courage, as one would expect. He never complained about pain or whimpered or cried out. His death was stoical and quiet. He never quit fighting, never surrendered, and never gave up. He died like a king. He died like The Great Santini. I thank you with all my heart.”

Pat Conroy (1945–2016) American novelist

“I scared myself, because once you've thought long and hard enough about doing something that is colossally stupid, you feel like you've actually done it, and then you're never quite sure what your limits are.”

Laurie Halse Anderson (1961) American children's writer

“Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise you know? 'oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought”

Derek Landy (1974) Irish children's writer

“A man can never dream these kinds of things
Especially when she came and spread her wings
Whispered in my ear the things I'd like
Then she flew away into the night.”

Liam Gallagher (1972) English musician and songwriter

“And You surround me, You're pretty but You're all I can see,
Like a thick fog…
If there was no way into God,
I would never have laid in this grave of a body for so long.”

Aaron Weiss

“I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.”

H.P. Lovecraft (1890–1937) American author

“I thought of her as my childhood sweetheart, the idea being you're never too old to have one.”

Richard Stallman (1953) American software freedom activist, short story writer and computer programmer, founder of the GNU project