“Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.”

— Mark Twain

It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes http://twainquotes.com/, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002)
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American author and humorist 1835–1910

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