“Death is the number two fear that people have and public speaking is the first!”
“I read that speaking in front of a crowd is the number-one fear in America. I found that amazing. Number two was death. Number two! That means that, if you're ever at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy.”
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
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“Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.”

Source: Ramanujan (1940), Ch. I : The Indian mathematician Ramanujan.

about trampolines
Source: Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For the Road (2006)

Moreover, it has a beginning, a middle, and an end.
I. 1. as translated by William Whewell and as quoted by Florian Cajori, A History of Physics in its Elementary Branches (1899) as Aristotle's proof that the world is perfect.
On the Heavens

“Our lives consist of two numbers: date of birth and date of death.”
Quoted in Humor & Caricature (October 1995), p. 3