“It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“We live in a society where saying that something is for girls is the equivalent to saying that something is stupid, or saying that something isn't worthwhile. I think that's awful and I think that kind of attitude needs to be changed.”

“when your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid.”

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”

“Wise men speak when they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something”

“Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.”

“Philosophy is the art of saying something incredibly stupid and making it sound incredibly intelligent.”

“Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show").”

“They (opposition) say we are selling out Taiwan and that we lost something, but they never say what exactly we have lost.”

“Whenever you say that homophobia is stupid, you just get called gay.”