“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.”

“For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.”

“i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me. those seem to be the two choices. everything else is just killing time.”

“What I wished more than anything was that the thing hadn't happened at all, and I thought that by not mentioning it I'd be doing everyone else a favor.”

“Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I've been watching cable television and eating jello.”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”

“Suicides are timid murderers. Masochism instead of Sadism.”

“I've learned that everyone can do their part to repair the world”

“How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else,
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself.”

“Paths are so much clearer when people stop looking at what everyone else is doing and instead concentrate on themselves
~Gabe”