“Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?”

“Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English writer and humorist

“why do male nudists wear towels to play tennis?”

Vivian Stanshall (1943–1995) English musician, artist and author

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

Marilyn Monroe (1926–1962) American actress, model, and singer

“There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.”

James St. James (1966) American writer

“Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.”

Boyd K. Packer (1924–2015) American Mormon leader

“Power wears out those who do not have it.”

Mario Puzo (1920–1999) American Novelist

“No matter how puny your frontal equipment, don't wear the kind with the giant pads inside. If a guy squeezes them, he will wonder why they feel like Nerf balls instead of boobs.”

E. Lockhart (1967) American writer of novels as E. Lockhart (mainly for teenage girls) and of picture books under real name Emily J…

“To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.”

Margaret Thatcher (1925–2013) British stateswoman and politician

“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy