“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”

“cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend”

“"But she's too big!" the anguished man said, still glaring at Vivian. "This girl is not the right size!"
…
"She was six when she went away, Father," Jonathan said. He did not seem in the least alarmed. "That was nearly six years ago. Think how much I've changed since then."
"So you have," said this alarming man, turning his glare on Jonathan as if he did not think the change was for the better. "I see," he said. "She grew."”

“Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

“Nothing makes us so sleepy as the bell of our alarm clock.”

“When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks.”

“I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.”

“Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you’ve attached to something not true for you.”

“I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning.”

“Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.”