“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
Jay Leno (1950) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, voice actor and television host
As quoted in TIME (1984), also in Meditations for Parents Who Do Too Much (1993) by Jonathon Lazear and Wendy Lazear, p. 22
“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
Jay Leno (1950) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, voice actor and television host
“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
Marilyn Monroe (1926–1962) American actress, model, and singer
“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”
George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright
Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Another possibility is that it is derived from Shaw's characteristic of Mark Twain: "He has to put things in such a way as to make people who would otherwise hang him believe he is joking."
Variants:
If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Disputed
Bono (1960) Irish rock musician, singer of U2
"Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own"
Lyrics, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb (2004)
“You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you”
Cecily von Ziegesar (1970) American writer
“You can make it dark, but I can't make it light.”
Jodi Picoult My Sister's Keeper
Source: My Sister's Keeper
Van Morrison (1945) Northern Irish singer-songwriter and musician
Real Real Gone
Song lyrics, Enlightenment (1990)
“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”
Bill Watterson (1958) American comic artist
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection