“I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max”

“You don't make me feel like you used to.
That's why I'm leaving
That's why people leave each other
They come to their senses and get selfish again.”

“I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.”

“I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people.”

“Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.”

“Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.”

“Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.”

“Remember my titles? I don't get poisoned, I do the poisoning. I'm the Princess of it”

“I wanna grab the microphone and shout it to the world
Shout it to the world, world
I'm your freaking girl
Anytime you need me, you just have to say the word
Have to say the word, word
I'm your freaking girl”

“Max-I'm not going to die today.”