“I reads every chance I can gets.”

“Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.”

“Sleep every chance you get. Eat every chance you get. Those were two of the many lessons that Kat learned at her father’s knee and her uncle’s table.”

“Stay in the middle,
don't get pushed to the side,
every chance that's worth taking,
is a chance worth the fight”

“I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too.”

“I read like a wolf eats.
I read myself to sleep every night.”

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.”

“If you can get yourself to read 30 minutes a day, you're going to double your income every year.”

“Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get.”

“I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.”