“Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.”

“For a man filled with a great, true and unselfish love, even if it be on one side only, there open horizons and possibilities and paths which are closed and unknown to so many clever, ambitious and selfish men.”

“The Entomologist who broadens the horizon of his observations becomes better able to grasp and comprehend the great problems presented to him.”

“…the world is possibility if only you'll discover it.”

“It is possible to avoid pain? Yes, but you'll never learn anything. Is it possible to know something without ever having experiencing it? Yes, but it will never truly be part of you.”

“I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. You'll be surprised what you can accomplish if you set your mind to it. After all, you only have one life, so you should try to make the most of it.”

“Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”

“Cherish the people who make up your home, and you'll notice the hearth fires burn brighter than ever before.”

“So the only other reason you should ever have a conversation, or be friends, with anyone on the left is — and not even be friends — if you are in public in front of a large audience, and then your goal is to humiliate them as badly as possible. That is the goal of the conversation, the goal is not to convince the person, the goal is not to make friends with that person.”

“I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody.”