“You’re all so obsessed with other worlds, you’re so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here!”

“You might not think it now, but if you’re one of God’s children, you’re going to figure it out by the end of your life—God is good.”

“You’ve got to think about big things while you’re doing small things, so that all the small things go in the right direction.”

“What you’re really doing is trying to win back what you’ve lost by going all in. It’s shitty poker, and even worse as a battle strategy.”

“No matter what you’re going through there's no pit so deep that God can’t reach in and get you out.”

“I was depressed for a long time. If you’re depressed long enough, it’s almost a comfort, a state of mind that you’ve made peace with because you’ve been in it so long. It’s a very selfish world.”

“The secret of good cooking is, first, having a love of it… If you’re convinced that cooking is drudgery, you’re never going to be good at it, and you might as well warm up something frozen.”

“The source of all the conflicts in the world is in trying to convince everyone that you’re always correct.”

“But theatre is so dominated by men that no matter what kind of sheltered bubble you’re in, you’re going to encounter sexist bullshit. That’s just always going to be an issue…”

““I can’t figure you out.”
“You’re not supposed to.””