“Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.”

“Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.”

“You know, Don, marriage is worth the trade. You lose all your freedom but you get this friend. This incredible friend.”

“When I grew up there was no web, blogging or tweeting. In fact, where I grew up there was not even television! I met a lot of my friends in school and in college, and they are still my friends today.”

“If you want to lose your faith, make friends with a priest.”

“We are never ever ever… getting back together.
We are never ever ever… getting back together.
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.
But we are never ever ever ever… getting back together.
Like, ever.”

“Marry me. Marry me, my wonderful, darling friend.”

“I can tell we’re going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang)
Just remember one thing, world. I’m the best friend you’ll ever have or the last enemy you’ll ever make. (Thorn)”

“For Colin Firth:
You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends.”

“It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.”