“Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

“Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?”

Andy Warhol (1928–1987) American artist

“If you are spending most of your time and money in the digital world today, why not build your career and business there?”

Jay Samit (1961) American businessman

“Why do men die before their wives? Could it be because they want to?”

Simon Munnery (1967) British comedian

“Did you really want to die?"
"No one commits suicide because they want to die."
"Then why do they do it?"
"Because they want to stop the pain.”

Tiffanie DeBartolo (1970) American writer

“Why do wives have to spend so much time dusting, vacuuming, mopping, making beds, washing dishes, when you just have to do it all again six months later?”

Joan Rivers (1933–2014) American comedian, actress, and television host

“Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?”

P.G. Wodehouse (1881–1975) English author

“So why are we practicing this, anyway?" Percy asked. "Do you guys spend a lot of time laying siege to fortified cities?”

Rick Riordan book The Son of Neptune

“Why do you treat me as they do, as though I were exactly what I want to be. Why do we treat people that way?”

William Gaddis book The Recognitions

“why do male nudists wear towels to play tennis?”

Vivian Stanshall (1943–1995) English musician, artist and author