“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”

“I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.”

“The seeds of death get lost in the mess that God made us.”

“Well, you know, if Mr. Hawking wants to come on and tell us how the earth got here or why the sun comes up and goes down without interruption, why the tide goes in and goes out — no miscommunications ever, you know, if he wants to explain how all that happened, we're ready to receive him, but of course he can't.”

“Even though we often mess up, most of us are doing the best that we know how with the circumstances that surround us.”

“Freedom to create a mess is proportional to your ability to know what "no mess" is and how to get there.”

“I don't think it's racialist. We can't use them if they're a bit stupid.”

“My timing is off. But I had to get it out. Some things you have to tell, no matter how stupid they may sound. Some things you can't save for later. There might not be a later.”

“Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.”

“Sometimes the greatest messages come out of the greatest messes.”