“Well, it is humiliation reflection, that the straightest road to a man's heart is through his palate.”

“There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.”

“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach… just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”

“Man, he wasn't going to need a stress test anytime soon. If his heart could get through a kiss from her, he could probably run a marathon.

While dragging a car behind him.

Sideways to the road.”

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.”

“Man must smash to bits his stolen, contrived Christian faith through powerful, enormous suffering of the heart, through an amazement that cannot be rejected. Through this, man becomes very small and despicable in his own eyes.”

“We do not completely love those at whom we cannot smile. There is something inhuman in absolute perfection which overwhelms the mind and heart, which commands respect, but keeps friendship at a distance through discouragement and humiliation. We are always glad when a great man reassures us of his humanity by possessing a few peculiarities.”

“Alas! It is well written, "The road to eminence lies through the cheap and exceedingly uninviting eating-houses."”

“What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.”

“There is light in the heart; there is no darkness in it. If a man's head be struck off, we cannot say who the man is by simply looking at his trunk. It is the heart which sees through the eye. A man must have the internal eye.”