“I got offended on behalf of my imaginary kids. [...] My children are not gonna be playing out on grass. They will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles.”

—  John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

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American actor and comedian 1982

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