“if a Swedish news editor was ever gang raped by Muslim immigrants it would be hard not to laugh.”

“It has been said that Sweden's loss has been America's gain, and I think this is true. Swedish immigrants and their descendants have contributed a great deal to America and it is worthwhile to remember our Swedish heritage.”

“Judges are not typically expected to remain dispassionate when they’ve been accused of gang rape, nor should they be.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“I'm not anti-Muslim, I'm not anti-immigration; I'm saying we've got big problems in our cities. It's not very smart to make the problem bigger by letting in millions more immigrants from rural Muslim cultures that don't assimilate.”

“If women need to be raped by Muslims to prove our tolerance, so be it — then thank goodness for Planned Parenthood.”

“We are going to build a great border wall to stop illegal immigration, to stop the gangs and the violence, and to stop the drugs from pouring into our communities.”

“But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, compared to what the immigrant fears - dissolution”

“Piers Morgan who used to be editor of The Mirror. He's got a whole new career now, as the bloke who used to be editor of The Mirror.”

“You ever laughed so hard
nobody in the world could hurt you for a minute,
no matter what they tried to do to you?”