“It is true, I confess, that if a male character of my invention started across the stage to disrobe a virgin criminally (ah, euphemism to end euphemisms!), he would probably catch his foot in the piano stool and end up playing "Button Up Your Overcoat" on the black keys.”

"The Case for Comedy", Lanterns & Lances (1961).
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American cartoonist, author, journalist, playwright 1894–1961

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