“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. ”

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American actor and comedian 1921–2004

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“My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away.”

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“Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss:
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Context: Yet fill my glass: give me one kiss:
My own sweet Alice, we must die.
There's somewhat in this world amiss
Shall be unriddled by and by.
There's somewhat flows to us in life,
But more is taken quite away.
Pray, Alice, pray, my darling wife,
That we may die the self-same day.

“I opened my eyes
While you were kissing me once more than once,
And you looked as sincere as a dog.
Just as sincere as a dog does,
When it's the food on your lips with which it's in love.”

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In a journal or later note by George Cecil Ives recording a meeting with Wilde in 1900, Oscar Wilde: Myths, Miracles and Imitations (Cambridge University Press,1996), John Stokes

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. ”

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