“Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.”

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”

“A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme”

“I'm not going out of my way looking for devils; but I wouldn't step out of my path to let one go by.”

“Sorry we’re late,” Jason said. “Is this the guy who needs killing?”

“I could care less where my breasts are as long as they are on my body, … and I'm sorry I just don't care that much about gravity…. My lawless, braless ways are rather outlaw.”

“Oh, don't cry, I'm so sorry I cheated so much, but that's the way things are.”

“Sorry but nothing of much importance ever happened to me… I'm just a girl who forgot to look both ways before crossing the street.”

“Cat: Where are you going?
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don’t know.
Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

“… and motioned me toward a spot next to a middle-aged Moroi in a very formal and very designer black suit. The suit screamed, I'm sorry the queen is dead, and I'm going to look fashionable while showing my grief”