“The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man and never fails to see a bad one.”

“Those who must see themselves as good will never see themselves.”

“Made in Sheffield, and guaranteed never to fail! Good slicer this is, real good. You can cut a man in half with one of these if you get the stroke right.”

“one can never be sure whether it's good poetry or bad acid”

“We are firm believers in the maxim that for all right judgment of any man or thing it is useful, nay, essential, to see his good qualities before pronouncing on his bad.”

“It is healthier to see the good points of others than to analyze our own bad ones.”

“There never was a bad man that had ability for good service.”

“One should never marry a man who doesn’t own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things.”

“A bad-tempered man will never make a good-tempered horse.”

“He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.”