“In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailing-boat equipment, the gin and tonic.”
Holidays in Hell (1989)
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P. J. O'Rourke 185
American journalist 1947Related quotes

“Reading and Nothingness, Of Proust in the Summer Sun,” New York Times (June 2, 1985).

“A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”

After all, it’s more useful to know how to drive a car than it is to know what makes it go. Of course it’s important to know certain things about a machine, but I don’t need to be able to build my own synthesizer. It strikes me that the people who do build them don’t know how to play them, so l’d rather find out more about playing".
1984
From his 'Low Life' column in The Spectator (24.06.83)

“Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.”

"Big Day Little Boat" on Edie Brickell & New Bohemians : Ultimate Collection (2002)
“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”
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