“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“Social and Economic Disease”
The Living City (1958)
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“Hamilton, you're like a walking tumor. Not exactly; it's a big deal when you spot a tumor.”
Greg Giraldo (1965–2010) American comedian
David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)
Donald Trump Jr. (1977) American businessman and son of U.S. President Donald Trump
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-trumps-financial-ties-to-russia-and-his-unusual-flattery-of-vladimir-putin/2016/06/17/dbdcaac8-31a6-11e6-8ff7-7b6c1998b7a0_story.html?utm_term=.d62e84f8066b
“Everybody in New York City is looking for something.”
Donald E. Westlake (1933–2008) American novelist
Dancing Aztecs (1976)
Context: Everybody in New York City is looking for something. Men are looking for women and women are looking for men. Down at the Trucks, men are looking for men, while at Barbara's and at the Lib women are looking for women. Lawyers' wives in front of Lord & Taylor are looking for taxis, and lawyers' wives' husbands down on Pine Street are looking for loopholes. The hookers in front of the Americana hotel are looking for johns, and the kids opening cab doors in front of the Port Authority are looking for tips. So are the riders on the Aqueduct Special. So are the cabbies, the bellboys, the waiters and the undercover narcs.
Xun Zi (-313–-238 BC) Ancient Chinese philosopher
Quoted in: Joan Klostermann-Ketels (2011) HumaniTrees, p. 96.
Warren Farrell (1943) author, spokesperson, expert witness, political candidate
Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say (2000)