“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
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Twilight.
Lyrics, From a Basement on the Hill (posthumous, 2004)

“To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days.”
Source: Haunted

Trump claiming to have invented the term "prime the pump" http://www.economist.com/Trumptranscript in the context of economic stimulus during an interview published in The Economist (11 May 2017)
2010s, 2017, May

“Slept all day in abandoned camper. Crossed 84. No (police) activity. Started campfire.”
Diary entry (14 September 2014), as quoted in "‘Literally hunting humans’: Eric Frein, sniper who killed Pa. trooper, sentenced to death" https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/27/murder-in-his-heart-eric-frein-sniper-killer-of-pa-trooper-sentenced-to-death/?utm_term=.1fa45b04fbf7 (27 April 2017), by Fred Barbash, The Washington Post
Diary (September 2014)
“Fool! You may hate me… But I… I haven't stopped thinking of you for a single day.”
Source: InuYasha: Stolen Spirit